the sober highblood says

“Weird Al” Week, 5/6

My mama told me when I was hatched,
“Act like a superstar.
Save your allowance,
Buy a bubble dress,
And, someday, you will go far.”

Now, on red carpets,
Well, I’m hard to miss,
The press follows everywhere I go
I’ll poke your eye out with a dress like this;
Back off and enjoy the show!

I’m sure my critics will say
It’s a grotesque display;
Well, they can bite me, baby,
I perform this way

I might be wearin’ swiss cheese,
Or maybe covered with bees;
It doesn’t mean I’m crazy,
I perform this way
(‘form this way!)

Ooh, my little monsters pay
Lots ‘cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
(‘form this way)
Ooh, don’t worry, I’m okay
Hey, I just perform this way
I’m not crazy, I perform this way

I’ll be a troll
Or evil queen,
I’ll be a human
Jellybean,
‘Cause every day
Is Halloween
For me

I’m so completely original;
My new look is all the rage
I’ll wrap my small intestines ‘round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage

I’ll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M
And, for now reason, now I’ll sing in French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété?
(Express yourself)

Got my straight-jacket today,
It’s made of gold lamé
No, not because I’m crazy,
I perform this way

I strap prime rib to my feet,
Cover myself with raw meat;
I’ll bet you’ve never seen a skirt steak
Worn this way

Don’t be offended
When you see
My latest pop
Monstrosity
I’m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre,
I’m Frankenstein,
I’m Avatar

There’s nothing too embarrassing,
I’ll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day,
‘Cause, baby,
I perform this way

Hope you won’t think it’s cliché
If I go nude today;
Don’t call the cops, now, baby,
I perform this way

No reason I should regret
All the attention I get;
I’m not completely crazy,
I perform this way, yeah

I perform this way, hey,
I perform this way, hey
I’m always deviatin’ from the norm this way, hey
I perform this way, hey,
I perform this way, hey
I’m really not insane,
I just perform this way, hey

thedoommerchant: “Weird Al” Week, 6/6 Is this the real...

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:20:46 -0400

thedoommerchant:

“Weird Al” Week, 6/6

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I’m just a poor boy,
I need no sympathy,

Because I’m easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows,

Doesn’t really matter to me

(To me)

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead

Mama, life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,

Didn’t mean to make you cry,
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on

As if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body’s aching all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh

(Any way the wind blows),
I don’t wanna die,
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche

Will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me

(Galileo) Galileo,
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico!

I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me;
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!)

Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!)

Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Will not let you go
(Let me go!) Will not let you go
(Let me go!) Whoa, whoa, whoa
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh, mama mia, mama mia)

Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!

For me, for meeee

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby,

Can’t do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out,

Just gotta get right outta here.

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
(Nothing matters!
Nothing matters!

Nothing matters!)

Any way the wind
Any way the wind,
Any way the wind blows

wulfricfrost: Misty Mountains Cold - Music Box [link]

Wed, 01 May 2013 16:38:12 -0400

wulfricfrost:

Misty Mountains Cold - Music Box
[link]

kya-games: OP Theme + Garry’s Theme I had a melody stuck in...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:20:08 -0400

kya-games:

OP Theme + Garry’s Theme

I had a melody stuck in my head all day and when I got home I realised it was the Ib Piano Medley.

orrahyu: rnajer: this is literally the raddest song of all...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:51:38 -0400

orrahyu:

rnajer:

this is literally the raddest song of all time

damn. juST HIT PLAY

maquasi: solluxander: naeggi: gameboyofcolor: naeggi: forget...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:26:34 -0400

maquasi:

solluxander:

naeggi:

gameboyofcolor:

naeggi:

forget carameldansen this is the fucking song that brings me back to 7th grade

i haven’t listened to this since fucking 2008 oh dear god

another victim is claimed

end naeggi’s reign of terror do not let this continue

I SAW THIS GIF INA POST UNDER THIS ONE AND I AGKSVFDHJK.DLSS

matthewkocanda: aberrantkenosis: yo heres a music box version...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 11:25:25 -0500

matthewkocanda:

aberrantkenosis:

yo heres a music box version of the windmill theme from zelda

download here

art source

This is amazing.

everyonelovesrobots: aqualuxury: A lush hour-long house-y,...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:17:53 -0500

everyonelovesrobots:

aqualuxury:

A lush hour-long house-y, swing-y, electroswing-y, boompt-y kinda musical treat!

IT’S BACK~

sirhootsalot:

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:11:49 -0500

sirhootsalot:

bloodylove56: superwholockathogwarts: alltimeobsession: the-ne...

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 23:20:08 -0500

bloodylove56:

superwholockathogwarts:

alltimeobsession:

the-nerou:

Just press play okay. I bet most of you are too young to remember this song

OMFG

IT’S BEENS O LONG

MY LOVE

MY LOVE

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

/CRIES.

MEMORIES

THIS SHIT IS MY FUCKING LIFE

mydarlingangelgabriel: isolemnly-swearimuptonogood: I just...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 11:02:01 -0500

mydarlingangelgabriel:

isolemnly-swearimuptonogood:

I just lost everything…I’m crying from how perfect this is.

Spirited Away’s Theme (Piano Version)

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 01:04:22 -0500

Spirited Away’s Theme (Piano Version)

wansura:

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:48:41 -0500

wansura:

timaeuscreamsicle: aranea-plays: aranea-plays: aranea-plays: ...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:48:22 -0500

timaeuscreamsicle:

aranea-plays:

aranea-plays:

aranea-plays:

(( MAKE IT CANON FOOLS ))

(( RISE TO THE HIGHEST TIER OF THE DORKLADDER ))

(( I’M NOT KIDDING ))

(( SO HELP ME, THIS WOMAN WILL DANCE THIS IN CANON ))

((Can some of you guys reblog this?
She’s starting to scare me. ))

perfexa: crazymissmacy: i like this song and things on...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 21:05:39 -0400

perfexa:

crazymissmacy:

i like this song and things on slenderman

so why not combine them :>

SQUEELS BECAUSE THIS SONG

tribute27: thisisvodka: nicoception: sp0rkerism: theradicalda...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 08:58:13 -0400

tribute27:

thisisvodka:

nicoception:

sp0rkerism:

theradicaldame:

i wasnt kidding

fur elise dubstep

gay porn

welcome to my life

holy fuck

hnnnngh

is this the song they play as you enter through heaven’s gates